I bought a brand new car

Went down to the garage to buy some petrol for the lawn mower. Came back with a new car. I suppose you could call that an impulse buy! Love my new 2014 Holden Barina but am really scared of scratching it or getting it dusty.

New car rules....

1. No eating in the car
2. No smoking in the car
3. No pooping on it- birds please take note
4. No stone chips allowed on the car
5. No unbalancing of the wheels by going over bumps
6. No spiders allowed in the side mirrors
7. No hitting the curb with the tyres
8. No going through car washes and scratching it
9. No parking near other cars in the supermarket
10. No getting speeding tickets cos it goes faster than my old car.